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Darren Maldarahdi

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Oh Lobster My Lobster by daringdarren, literature

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Oh Lobster My Lobster

Oh Lobster! my lobster! you\'ve scuttled to the end; you walk no more along the rocks with your fishy friend; your food is near, i shed a tear, the water still is turning; While fishes swim, the site is grim, and i am left still yearning; But O shell! shell! shell! whose color was close to red; for on his back my lobster lies, fallen cold and dead. Oh Lobster! my lobster! rise up to see bubbles; Rise up---for you the food is laid---for you the water cools; for you sea weed in swayin wreaths---for you the glass a-foggin; for you the filters clean away, clearing all the smoggin Here Lobster! dear Pinchy! the rock you made your bed;

My Friend New Generation Jesus by daringdarren, literature

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My Friend New Generation Jesus

Crouched down ready to begin throw the salt across the room stare down the opponnent no one can beat tachiozuma but who is in the other corner? why it's Jesus look at him in his sandals where is his apron? what kind of shinto is he? take him down tachiozuma take him down Hey, isn't that Jesus with a paintball gun? look at those kids run and quiver and that fat man over there, he had no chance Hey Jesus, what's up with that crazy look in your eye? Oh that's not cool, this is a brand new shirt what happened to not casting the first stone? True it is paintball, but that's no excuse Oh Jesus, when will you learn? Have you no

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Tortured Ears by daringdarren, literature

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Tortured Ears

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Tortured Ears2 by daringdarren, literature

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Tortured Ears2

A long day has passed. My ears are numb from the monotonous voices in lectures, The high pitched squeels of laughter coming from 'young women' who have a sense of humor equal to that of a cucumber, And fraternity bretheren whose loud incoherent mumbling reflects the amount of shots taken an hour ago. Have my ears not had enough? I suppose the answer is no, for what I find in the place I once called a haven is comparable only to having my ears slowly impailed by Vlad himself. A ten inch box and its two companions mock my ears with their silence, and then slowly chip away at my raw, exposed sanity. The true horror has begun! Boom!

Living Without a Soul by daringdarren, literature

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Living Without a Soul

Broken homes, fiery rubble the loss of lives has just doubled Women and children find their graves while praying that their lives be saved Airstrikes hitting left and right, the citizens all run in fright The enemies now hide away but the targets still remain the same So the guiltless die more and more Just so America can win this "war" The remorse I feel is next to none For I am an American Congressman.

Ode to a Forgotten Hero-Pinchy by daringdarren, literature

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Ode to a Forgotten Hero-Pinchy

Ode to the Forgotten Hero: Mr. Pinchy From the first instance I saw you I knew you were different. You held yourself with such dignity, poise, and grace. Although you were small the promise was there. You only needed a man to help you meet your potential. And so as that man fed you bacon and eggs, You fed him with love and support. You both grew stronger. Your affection went well passed a man and his supper, Almost to a man and his son. You two never quarled or fought, And every waking hour was spent together. The trust and bond never wavered, not even when you couldn't breathe. And when you took the hot bath that cooked you I

True Feeling by daringdarren, literature

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True Feeling

Don't worry about me (as if you ever did) I'll be just fine (regretting every moment I was with you) I know it's you, not me (a cliche line used meaning the exact opposite of what you said) You once did love me (at least that's what I tell myself night after night) It's better this way (dwelling over all the sacrifices I made for you) I'll find someone else (but she'll end it just like you did) I really am a great guy (just not good enough for you)

Unattainable by daringdarren, literature

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Unattainable

Unattainable, forbidden. You are my one and only desire, My one true chance at happiness. You are the destiny that can never be. Perfect in everyway, You enhance my flaws and Expose them to the world. Ripping me open. Showing every misshapen part of me and Then leaving me to the vultures. But how is this your fault? You don't desire it, you despise it. Your perfectness shines brighter than ever. You are pleasure and burden together in one. My eyes come across you, I am comforted and at ease. At the same time, I am reminded of my imperfections and How we can never be. If anything did arise between us, I would be the Bruis

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Deviant for 22 years
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Current Residence: Rhode Island
Favourite genre of music: Hardcore, something rockin'
Favourite photographer: Me, i mean look at my Beowulf pictures.
Favourite style of art: political or comedic
Operating System: Operation(the game: BZZZ)
MP3 player of choice: What about the military police?
Shell of choice: Any type except pistachio
Wallpaper of choice: i prefer to paint my walls
Skin of choice: deer pelts
Favourite cartoon character: Mr. Pinchy
Personal Quote: Wisdom:It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye and a free shirt is the best kind.RADICAL!!

Favourite Visual Artist

bryanvincent and lousanus

Favourite Movies

Holy Grail,Overnight Delivery,SpinalTap

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

DEP,Gat*rot,Converge,Existi,Shai Hulud

Favourite Writers

lousanus or myself, Burroughs or Huxley

Favourite Games

kick the can

Favourite Gaming Platform

a plateau or a mesa

Tools of the Trade

My bon bon, the power of the wang

Other Interests

Turkey slapping,taffy pulling,whoring

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machesnaches

Jul 21, 2003

Um... go Vlad.

spyed

Apr 10, 2003

Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I offer only the truth, nothing more.

Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill

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